Dog Squats

I've re-written an intro to this first post about 5 times already. It sounds lame but there was a copious amount of pressure to have an impressive opener. And in this pressure to sound amazingly classy, I kept using an inane amount of "big words." So before I start sounding like even more of a pompous ass cracker or like Tim Gunn I would like to welcome you to my blog. For those of you who have no clue about why I am writing this thing its because I always have something to say about everything be it good or bad, which automatically means I have to start a bitchy blog. What am I going to blog about? you might ask (if you are asking you are sort of dense... but its all good, we all have our moments) I will be writing about anything and everything that strikes my interest. Assuming someone other than me reads this and has something to say feel free to say it, then I will ignore it (just kidding what would this world be without "intelligent" dialogue?) Enough jabber, lets move on to the interesting "anything": squatting dogs



This dog is just fucking awesome. period. It squats with its owner in time! I can't even do that. And I will state this now: if I had a pet that would do that, I would do squats everyday not for my own health, but to see the dog squatting on its hind legs at the same time that I do. And its sort of amazing how the dog knows that he can cheat. Its a cheating, exercising, shepherd dog... this deserves its own post. I'm not going to lie though I was not surprised at all when I saw that the owner is Japanese, they can make the most awesome random things. (No I'm not racist, and if you are offended I am slightly sorry!) I feel like I sort of short changed everyone because the part about the squatting dog is sort of short and the introduction sort of insinuates that I'll be writing short essays all the time, but its a squatting dog, how much more can I delve into the awesomeness of this?